1. quimbycub:

    willow-wanderings:

    nedahoyin:

    queenqueerqutie:

    Martin Bauendahl

    Real life vs Societal expectations

    Wow..

    Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

    Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

    Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
    So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

    Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    (Source: denicedenice, via brennanal)

     
  2. yuniedc:

    boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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  3. najmani:

    I ship myself with academic success and contentment

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  5. a-dur:

    onefitmodel:

    realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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    realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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  6. styleswanky:

    mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

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  7. putuporshuttup:

    if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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  9. im5-official:

    Ahh yes, The dreaded school. When it comes around we all dread, new teachers, new schedule, some new unfamiliar faces, the MASSIVE amount of homework load, less time on tumblr. Here is another long post with a few sites and others to help you out here!

    College needs:

    Food

    Helpful sites:

    High school needs:

    Mental health resources:

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    Motivation:

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    School resources:

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    Study Needs:

    TIPS:

    1. Remember that today’s day in age is different from how it was back then. So don’t stress about school too much.High school students today have the anxiety of what a mental patient in the insane asylum had in the 50s. Here’s also a thing to show how times have changed.
    2. Prioritize. List what needs to get done first and when. Sometimes getting the bigger/harder tasks is easier than conquering the smaller/easier tasks.
    3. Set times when certain projects need to be done and stick to that deadline.
    4. Turn your phone off or give it to your parents while doing work/studying. I know that we live in the age of technology and literally everything is at the touch of our fingertips. Honestly though you can wait on what your favorite celebrity has to say or if your crush liked your instagram photo. You’ll be more involved in that than you are into your work.
    5. If you have trouble in a certain subject and there is no assigned seating, take advantage of the front. I guarantee you’ll learn more.
    6. Ask your teacher what exactly you’ll need to know. If you’re taking notes during the year, write in the margins whether or not it will be tested. It will be easier to know what you will be tested on.
    7. Save your exams. Half the time your teachers use the same questions (or questions similar) from your exams on your midterms or finals.
    8. Don’t try to do homework straight afterschool if you can’t, despite what everyone says. Give yourself an hour, and try to get some exercise in. I find it stops me getting bored of sitting down. Not to mention helps me concentrate better.
    9. Don’t just read the material, write it, draw it, recite it, quiz yourself on it! Until you have the material down.
    10. Join clubs, sports, or organizations! You’re guaranteed to find friends in there. You’ll already have common interests. Start with that and go with the flow.
    11. College kids: If you don’t have assigned seating, and you have been sitting in the same seat for 2 weeks. That is you assigned seat now. Don’t move or you’ll screw everyone up and they will hate you.
    12. Color code things, such as your notes. If you want to see how I color code my notes message me and I’ll be happy to show you
    13. Be kind to one another.

    I think that about does it. So yeah:)

    (Source: carasmoosh, via pagingme)

     

  10. the-goddamazon:

    dilfgod:

    I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have 

    Exactly.

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  12. shitshilarious:

    he was never seen or heard from again

    (Source: 4gifs, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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